While I can't honestly say I've succeeded in not being hostile, in attempt to minimize the envy, the kids & I brainstormed "things we can do here but NOT in the USA":
Speak Russian: Xavier identified this as a unique asset of living here. Здравствуйте, хотели бы вы пиво? While being surrounded by Cyrillic may not be your idea of a good time, it's a bit of a treat to talk about people without them knowing.
Go to Dreamtown: A giant water park on the 3rd floor of a mall. YES - suspended 2 floors above solid ground!
I suspect safety concerns prevents such places from existing at home - but the kids LOVE it.
Park on the sidewalk: OH so liberating!
Produce on every corner: Outside every Metro stop, inside the Metro, on any street corner, they are there. Fruit & veg 'babushkas' are never very far making shopping a breeze.
(Please don't point out it's all root veggies + apples. This is all about celebrating what we have - NOT crying about how we miss fresh berries outside of July!)
Caffeine all the time: It seems any moment is a good moment for coffee or tea. While I have been served a hot beverage at a salon before - never while waiting for someone else to get a haircut!
(what I was served while waiting for Xavier's haircut)
Free pets!: That's a marketing spin on 'stray animals'. We (mostly) love ours.....
Low price services: Thanks to our aforementioned free pet, we needed someone to clean our rug. Star Dry Cleaner to the rescue.....they picked up, chemically treated & returned a now smell free rug - all for ~$30!
Not a cat person, how about a handyman? 5 hours of fixing & drilling into our crazy thick concrete walls set us back ~$35. The only risk with all this is how lazy we are becoming.
Grocery Store Rewards: I remember in the 70's when we licked stamps into booklets & exchanged them for bed sheets (brown & white with safari animals). We get to experience that joy again today!!!!
Just turned in a booklet for 2 pans @ 1/2 off today!
So while I admit to some serious USA jealousy pangs, Crosby, Stills & Nash summed it up best....."If you can't have the one you love, love the one you are with"
Here's to focusing on the fabulous!
Way to make me oh so much better about being here as the depths of winter draw near. Hilarious. Off to play with my free pet....
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