Monday, July 8, 2013

Cruising to Norway



To celebrate my in-law’s 50th wedding anniversary, the McDougal side of the family joined together for a cruise to Norway…..as a rookie to both (cruising and Norway) I didn’t know what to expect.  Headlines by part

Cruise = Tons to do....

Trivia: The ‘Dream Team’ was assembled with a mission to win
(took home 3 first place prizes!)

Games: like Scrabble in the library...
 Full size chess near the pool…. 
(The kids who weren’t playing literally stood in as pieces.  Brilliant - I want one!)

Ping pong tourney...


Pool & hot tub time...

The famed evening shows....
(No way we'd miss a show marketed as the 'French comedic juggler'!)


Cruise = Festive
A Dessert Extravaganza....


Fancy dinners were fun for getting primped & polished..

....but, as we know, looks can deceive 


Cruise = Gluttonous 
What started out as regular vacation indulgence built up to gluttony as the week went on  

First, we discovered the joy of coffee & fruit in-room delivery
adding essentially a pre-breakfast breakfast to each day...
(Zoe enjoyed being 'waitress')


Then we were coached (by more experienced cruisers) that there's no need to pick just one (entrĂ©e, dessert…), when 2 sound good...
  


The final straw was learning of the 11pm-midnight buffet 

& 24 hour in-room delivery menu….
 
(Somehow, the fact that you don't have to pay for it, made adding a midnight club sandwich to an already over the top day seem the responsible thing to do)


Cruising  = Easy
The huge advantage to cruising was getting around without packing and searching for Purple Baby or Bear Bear at every new location.  

And as one of the few families with young kids on board, we enjoyed the added benefit of staff doting on our kids....Lauren was on a first name basis with the ice cream guy - Tony.  Zoe frequently attracted smiling attendants to carry her buffet selections to the table...

However, I was struck with a guilty - albeit pleasant - surprise when I looked over at the kids table at dinner and saw the waiter leaning over cutting all 3 kids schnitzel

Net, net a cruise is so the way to go for a family of 15 spanning 3 generations and 7 decades.   


Norway  =  Peaceful, green & quaint  
That said, what we saw of Norway was pretty consistently small, quant clean towns with loads of lush green.  When we arrived at the last of the 4 ports, Quincy looked out the window & declared "This looks just like the last 3!"  (he went to the kids club that day)


Norway = CRAZY EXPENSIVE: 
I had heard to pack a load of cash - but dang - even a fast food meal deal burns a serious hole in one’s pocket….burger, fry + drink = over $20 for the small!
(the Norwegian Kroner / USD ~ 6 / 1)

Gas is ~$10/ gallon..


But worst yet – the beverage prices would force one off any sort of buzz…
A 2L coke ~$4, our (albeit large) beers ~$15 each

....and ironically  – then the bathroom charges are also silly at ~$2 a pee!

Net, net - Norway is beautiful place to hike & get a little nature - but pack your bags full of cash OR fill your pockets with crackers before you disembark the floating buffet.


Happy 50th Bart & Nancy - here’s hoping the next decade is as good as the first and thanks for the fun introduction to cruising!


Thursday, June 27, 2013

Camp Mal-kraine



Our nephew Malcolm came to town for a week long cousin camp.  The highlights:

Lawlessness
His entry into Ukraine highlighted the lack of organized rule following. While he was booked as an "unaccompanied minor" & was to be escorted to us, he was sent solo - a lone 13 year old through passport control and customs without question. When we asked where he was over an hour after landing, we were told to check lost and found!  
  (Phew 2 hours post arrival we found each other)

"Even police cars drive on the sidewalk?!" surprised Malcolm 
(we've stopped noticing that)

Swimming in the fountains was enjoyed by all...


Alternative entrances to the botanic garden...
(squeeze through or hop over - there's a well worn sneak in path)


Liberating lack of liability
We enjoyed several fun activities enabled by a lack of personal injury lawsuits...

Ropes course where they tell you to keep one clip fastened at all times and set you free..

A water park wave pool so crowded people literally pummel into each other with each wave...


Longest zip line in Europe. Crosses a 6 lane highway and then the Dniper river.  
(You only have to be 3 to ride)

Quirky
Random rides in the park...

Dolphin show - with a sexy announcer...
and the trainer water skiing on dolphins...

Upside down restaurant 


Anywhere good times
Of course with any good agenda, some of the best parts were the least planned....

Wii fun....

Wrestling...

Jelly making - every 13 year old boy's dream camp activity, right?!

Beef - ok so all it really takes to make a teenage boy happy is low cost tenderloin!

All in all a super fun week - but, now this camp counselor needs to find a staff lounge to go hide in

Happy summer!

Monday, June 17, 2013

Kiev's Circus - sharing the random spectacle

This past weekend, our dear friends the Johnson's came to visit.  Our tour included a stop at Kiev's circus.  Housed in a permanent building, shows rotates ~every 6 weeks.  While the specific acts vary, the 'surprising & random' is constant.

We got random straight away:

Yankee Doodle inspired jugglers....


Inner-tube bouncing biker dudes....

A clown beating innocent spectators....

Xavier especially thought it was hilarious

Even more so when it was his turn to do the hitting...


It didn't take long to layer on sexy:

The dog trainer......


Dancers introducing the bouncing guys....



And some cringe worthy:
Some super worn down looking lions.....

PETA would not approve of these 1 paw in the grave, bored looking lions


The strong man hammering nails with his bare hand....
Sexy ladies show proof....

Next he holds up a van with his legs....

But then goes a bit too far - he lays under the car....

...and proceeds to get run over!
(BOTH tires ran over him!)


So while there were no elephants, we certainly got a big show


Thanks for coming Johnson's - always glad to share the fun
And the views...
(our totally distracting view at dinner!)


Happy Monday